The Trophy Club

Bed Bath & Bijan went full home-renovation on Kev's Court in Week 1, and it wasn't close. Christian Watson torched the scoreboard for 32.70, Jaxson Dart chipped in 32.60 of his own, and Bijan Robinson lived up to the team name with 31.30 to seal a statement win right out of the gate. Kev's Court wasn't lifeless — Ashton Jeanty matched Watson blow-for-blow with 32.70, and Chris Olave added 28.20 — but with no answer for the sheer volume NolanGrush's squad put up, the Court got swept. NolanGrush opens 1-0 and slides into 2nd place, while kevahern starts 0-1 down at 7th, and the 52.58-point margin makes this one of the more lopsided results on the young season.

Slim Pickens🍗 didn't just win, they served up the most lopsided beatdown of the entire week, torching Weekend at Harripfs by a staggering 70.78 points. Bryce Young led the massacre with 37.44, backed by Trevor Lawrence's 34.10 and Jahmyr Gibbs' 33.60 — a trio that made 182.94 look almost easy. Harripfs got a respectable 21.66 from Jayden Daniels and 19.30 from Parker Washington, but it was nowhere near enough to keep pace. Adding insult to injury, osunick14 left Kirk Cousins and his 19.80 rotting on the bench — though with a margin this ugly, starting him could not have changed the result. NateN08 climbs to 1-0 and 4th in the standings, while Harripfs drops to 0-1 and 9th, licking their wounds after the week's biggest blowout.

pogative kicked off the season in style, riding Derrick Henry's bruising 35.30 and David Montgomery's steady 28.90 to the league's highest score of the week, 219.06. The Knights Watch got a monster night from Caleb Williams (41.26) and a strong showing from Jalen Hurts (30.72) and Amon-Ra St. Brown (28.70), but it wasn't enough to keep pace, falling by 49.98. Adding insult to injury, pogative's Tyler Shough dropped 29.20 on the bench — a nice luxury problem to have while cruising to 1-0. The Knights Watch, meanwhile, open at 0-1 and sit 6th in the standings, while pogative struts into the top spot.

NikhoNation opened the season in style, riding Kenneth Walker's 34.10-point stampede alongside Jaxon Smith-Njigba's 26.20 and Jordan Love's 23.48 to a comfortable 151.64 to 103.64 win. Tig Ol Griddys got a strong showing from Justin Jefferson at 31.20 and Trey McBride at 24.50, but it wasn't nearly enough as claytonmauldin's squad posted the lowest score in the league this week. Adding a little salt to the wound, Kyle Monangai stayed glued to the bench with 20.40 points, though starting him could not have changed the result. Despite the 48.00-point margin, this was somehow crowned the closest matchup of the week, which says plenty about how the rest of the league played out.

Just Josh, aptly powered by Josh Allen, opened the season by absolutely torching shannonmatt625, with the 9th-year Allen slinging his way to 39.66 while Jalen Coker and D'Andre Swift piled on 33.80 and 32.40 respectively. That's the kind of trio that turns a matchup into a track meet, and shannonmatt625 never had a prayer of keeping pace. Breece Hall and Ladd McConkey did their part with 19.80 and 19.20, but it wasn't nearly enough firepower to matter against that onslaught. Adding insult to injury, Jared Goff quietly dropped 20.44 on shannonmatt625's bench — though with a margin like this, starting him could not have changed the result. Just Josh cruises to 1-0 and sits 3rd in the standings, while shannonmatt625 opens 0-1 down in 8th after a 183.76 to 119.68 shellacking.