National Football Dynasty League

Cook'n Rice cooked in Week 1, riding Derrick Henry's bruising 35.30 and Justin Jefferson's 31.20 to a 134.26 to 114.46 win over Chase Jam, with DJ Moore chipping in 21.00 for good measure. Chase Jam actually got a strong game from Bucky Irving (20.30) and Parker Washington (19.30), but ztaff left Patrick Mahomes and his 22.66 glued to the bench — should've started him! The margin came in at 19.80, sending Chase Jam to an 0-1 start and 7th place, while ColtonHower's squad opens 1-0 and sits 4th.

Super SkatteBros stomped out of the gate behind a two-headed backfield party, with Jahmyr Gibbs erupting for 33.60 and D'Andre Swift matching the intensity at 32.40, while Nico Collins chipped in 21.20 to seal a dominant 133.62 to 99.50 win. Jonathan Taylor did his part for Team Blows, piling up 25.10, but it wasn't nearly enough support to keep pace. Making matters worse, gsmyers25 left Jordan Love's 20.48 on the bench — though starting him could not have changed the result — and also sat Kyle Monangai, who quietly posted 20.40 of his own from the pine. RAnderson24's Super SkatteBros open 1-0 and sit 5th, while Team Blows drop to 0-1 and land 9th after a 34.12-point beatdown.

Treywentworth eked out the closest matchup of the week, riding Josh Allen's 35.66, Ashton Jeanty's 32.70, and Christian Watson's matching 32.70 to a 151.96 to 146.80 win. Bake2803 got a strong showing from Kenneth Walker's 34.10 and Jaxson Dart's 26.60, but it wasn't quite enough to close the gap. Making matters spicier, Caleb Williams put up 37.26 on Bake2803's bench, a number that would've turned heads had it been in the starting lineup. Treywentworth moves to 1-0 and climbs to 2nd in the standings, while Bake2803 drops to 0-1 and sits 6th, still searching for their first win.

I Love Brock & Roll rolled to a 1-0 start behind Amon-Ra St. Brown's 28.70 and Zay Flowers' 26.00, cruising to a 136.22 to 79.50 win that buried Thomas the TD Engine in the standings basement at 10th. Trevor Lawrence tried to keep claytonmauldin's engine chugging with 26.10, but it wasn't nearly enough as his squad posted the league's lowest score this week. Add insult to injury: NolanGrush left Bryce Young's monster 32.44 on the bench, a full-blown bench regret even in a blowout win. Meanwhile Drake Maye's 12.82 and rookie Kenyon Sadiq's 11.40 sat unused for Thomas the TD Engine too, though starting either one couldn't have changed how this one ended.

Nicholas W. Cookserio came out swinging, with Bijan Robinson bulldozing for 31.30, David Montgomery matching that punishing pace at 28.90, and Chris Olave stretching the field for 28.20 to post the week's highest score, 189.26. Hampton Inn had a bright spot in Jalen Coker's 33.80 and got a solid 14.40 from Juwan Johnson, but it wasn't nearly enough as they fell 189.26 to 105.36 in the most lopsided matchup of the week. Adding insult to injury, NateN08 left Devaughn Vele's 19.90 on the bench — though starting him couldn't have flipped this one anyway. Nicholas W. Cookserio rockets to 1-0 and the top of the standings, while Hampton Inn drops to 0-1, sitting 8th.