The Replacements

Minshew Mania didn't just win, it authored the league's most lopsided beatdown of the week, torching Johnshtn 210.56 to 72.44. Bijan Robinson bulldozed his way to 34.30, Jaxon Smith-Njigba hauled in 30.36, and Geno Smith chipped in 25.04 as claytonmauldin's squad blew a massive 81.72-point spread out of the water and covered with room to spare. Johnshtn got a nice pop from Bo Nix's 24.14 and Rachaad White's 10.60, but it was nowhere near enough, and the low score of the week sealed a 0-3 start stuck at 10th. Adding insult to injury, Brian Robinson's 11.00 sat on the bench — though even starting him couldn't have flipped this one. Minshew Mania rockets to 3-0 and stays perched atop the standings, while Johnshtn searches for answers at the bottom.

tannerorchard escaped with a win despite benching two monster performances, riding Matthew Stafford's 20.90 to a 107.14 total. Eli77 fought hard behind Harold Fannin's blazing 27.60 and Bhayshul Tuten's 16.00, but the loss stings extra given Kirk Cousins sat on the bench with 21.22 points — and starting him instead of Drake Maye's paltry 1.76 would have flipped this one. Eli77 covered a gaudy 47.95-point spread but still fell 107.14 to 88.20 in the closest matchup of the week. tannerorchard climbs to 2-1 in 5th while Eli77 drops to 0-3, stuck in 9th.

Childs Play didn't just win, they threw a full-blown block party, with Jahmyr Gibbs bulldozing his way to 37.90 points and Brock Purdy tossing in 31.28 of his own as isaacchilds cruised to a 184.90 to 85.82 statement win. Beta-Blocker's Dak Prescott and Kyren Williams put up respectable numbers, but with Deebo Samuel adding just 15.40, LightningKing's squad never had the juice to keep pace. The 99.08-point margin was as lopsided as the 70.64-point spread suggested, and Childs Play covered with room to spare. Adding insult to injury, isaacchilds left Marcus Mariota's 20.42 points on the bench — a luxury you can afford when you're already blowing the doors off. Beta-Blocker drops to 1-2 and stays parked at 8th, while Childs Play holds steady at 3rd with a 2-1 record.

LaMar-a-Lago rolled to a comfortable 154.66 to 103.84 win, powered by Garrett Wilson's steady 21.70 while Jacoby Brissett quietly dropped 25.60 from the bench, points that never counted toward the score. Add in Kenyon Sadiq's eye-popping 27.00 on the taxi squad, and NolanGrush looks stacked with talent he isn't even allowed to use yet. CDU never found a rhythm, with Tyler Shough leading actual starters at 21.80 while Aaron Rodgers and Michael Wilson combined for big bench totals that, per the numbers, couldn't have flipped this one anyway. The 50.82-point margin was well beyond the 34.50-point spread, so LaMar-a-Lago covered in convincing fashion, moving to 2-1 and holding steady at 4th, while CDU drops to 1-2 and stays put at 6th.

Money Talks rolled to a 3-0 start behind George Kittle's monster 29.20, with Drake London and Derrick Henry chipping in enough firepower to bury Bake2803 by a decisive 35.46. Brock Bowers put up a gaudy 32.60 and Joe Burrow chipped in 21.58, but it wasn't nearly enough against a Money Talks squad that comfortably covered as a 28.04-point favorite. Adding insult to injury, Bake2803 left Jared Goff's 19.36 on the bench — though even starting him wouldn't have flipped this one. The win keeps brockanderson perched at 2nd, while Bake2803 stays stuck at 7th, still searching for answers at 1-2.