WYLD Boyz

Skatt's My-Njigba opened the season in style, riding Chris Olave's 28.20 and Jaxon Smith-Njigba's 26.20 to a 147.52 to 137.32 win over Jahmyrican Frontier. Jahmyr Gibbs went off for 33.60 and Jalen Hurts chipped in 30.72, but it wasn't enough to overcome the margin of 10.20. Both managers had bench regrets — jazzyJB40 sat Bryce Young despite his monster 37.44, while PanchoPoot left Isaiah Likely's 27.80 on the pine. Jahmyrican Frontier drops to 0-1 and sits 8th in the standings, while Skatt's My-Njigba climbs to 1-0 and 4th.

Maye Come First stormed out of the gate in Week 1, riding Trevor Lawrence's 34.10 and Justin Jefferson's 31.20 to a statement win, with David Montgomery chipping in 28.90 for good measure. Brock to you by eBoNix leaned on Jaxson Dart's solid 32.60, but that wasn't nearly enough to keep pace. Kirk Cousins put up 19.80 and Parker Washington added 19.30, both stuck on the bench — though Cousins' case is one where starting him couldn't have changed the result. The final margin, 30.98, made this the most lopsided matchup of the week, pushing blazinbaker's squad to 1-0 and 3rd in the standings while Kotaman36 drops to 0-1 and 9th.

I Chase Brown Kids opened the season in style, riding Caleb Williams' monster 41.26 outburst alongside steady production from Lamar Jackson and Jonathan Taylor to post the league's highest score in Week 1. The Hariet Tubjobs fired back with Kenneth Walker and D'Andre Swift both going off, but it wasn't quite enough to cover the gap. Adding a bit of sting to the loss, BroncoBrady left Jalen Coker's 33.80 rotting on the bench — should've started him! In the end, jdez1's squad escaped with a 196.62 to 190.04 win, a 6.58-point margin that instantly plants I Chase Brown Kids atop the standings at 1-0 while the Hariet Tubjobs drop to 0-1.

Stroud Boys came out swinging behind a certified ground-and-pound clinic, with Derrick Henry bulldozing his way to 35.30 and Ashton Jeanty adding 32.70 of his own, while C.J. Stroud chipped in 20.46 to seal a statement Week 1 win. Hapslap got a strong 31.30 from Bijan Robinson and 16.16 from Joe Burrow, but it wasn't nearly enough, and the loss opens the season at the bottom of the standings, 10th of 10. Adding insult to injury, Kyle Monangai quietly dropped 20.40 on Hapslap's bench — though even with him starting, the result was locked in. The 30.66-point margin wasn't close, and Hapslap's 109.72 was the lowest score put up by anyone in the league this week.

Let Him Cook lived up to the name, with Josh Allen cooking up 39.66 points while Amon-Ra St. Brown and Patrick Mahomes chipped in 28.70 and 25.66 to push NolanGrush to a 174.02 to 168.40 win. Purdy Disastrous nearly lived down to its name but put up a real fight, getting 32.70 from Christian Watson, 29.20 from Tyler Shough, and 27.10 from Brock Purdy himself. The margin of just 5.62 made this the closest matchup of the entire week, a real nail-biter down to the wire. NolanGrush moves to 1-0 and sits 2nd in the standings, while hunt19 falls to 0-1 and 7th, left to wonder what more Purdy could've done.