WYLD Boyz

Hapslap stormed into Week 7 and absolutely bulldozed the projections, with Joe Burrow slinging 36.88 points while Tee Higgins and CeeDee Lamb turned the receiving game into a two-man highlight reel. Jahmyrican Frontier got a nice 27.70 from Zay Flowers and 23.50 from Matthew Stafford, but it wasn't nearly enough to overcome a 39.52-point beatdown. Adding insult to injury, PanchoPoot left Omar Cooper Jr. and his 22.50 points glued to the bench — though it wouldn't have mattered, as starting him couldn't have changed this result. Jahmyrican Frontier was favored by 17.30 heading in, but Hapslap didn't just cover, they covered in style, climbing to 2nd while Jahmyrican Frontier stays stuck at 4th with a 3-4 mark.

Drake Maye went off for 31.44 and Jameson Williams chipped in 26.10, but Maye Come First still couldn't keep pace, grinding out the league's lowest score of the week at 120.26. I Chase Brown Kids rolled on behind Trey McBride's 27.10 and Caleb Williams' 26.12, cruising to a 134.50 to 120.26 win and staying perched atop the standings at a tidy 6-1. Jdez1 could've padded the margin further too — rookie KC Concepcion Jr. dropped 23.20 from the bench, a nice souvenir of what's coming down the pipeline. Despite the loss, Maye Come First actually covered the gaudy 60.49-point spread, a small moral victory as they slide to 3-4 and 9th place.

Brock hard 4 white Bowers torched the league for 173.88, the week's highest score, riding Bo Nix's 28.18 and Kirk Cousins' 24.40 to a blowout that nobody saw coming given Purdy Disastrous came in favored by 10.74. Purdy Disastrous, true to their name, lived up to the brand — Christian McCaffrey's 22.00 just couldn't keep pace, and this ended up the most lopsided matchup of the week at a 41.84-point margin. Kotaman36 somehow left Tony Pollard's 36.50 on the bench and still covered the spread in style, which is either genius or just good fortune wearing a headset. On the other side, hunt19 benched Michael Penix Jr.'s 26.42 and Josh Jacobs' 20.10, but even with those added in, nothing changes the outcome — this one was decided well before the lineup card mattered. Both squads sit at 3-4, but Brock hard 4 white Bowers climbs out of the cellar while Purdy Disastrous holds steady at 5th.

St. Brown Bag Special cashed the chalk behind a monster Malik Willis performance, who shredded for 30.02 points, with Amon-Ra St. Brown living up to his team's namesake with 24.20 and Bucky Irving chipping in 24.00 to seal a 145.42 to 123.16 win. The Hariet Tubjobs got a strong 29.28 from Dak Prescott and 21.50 from Javonte Williams, but it wasn't enough, and BroncoBrady can only wince knowing Geno Smith dropped 29.48 on the bench — though even starting him couldn't have flipped this one. St. Brown Bag Special covered the 5.06-point spread in style, climbing to 6th at 3-4, while the Tubjobs slide to 3rd at 4-3 despite the loss.

Jaxon Smith-Njigba torched the stat sheet with 31.30 points to power Skatt's My-Njigba past a Stroud Boys squad that just couldn't keep pace, with Rhamondre Stevenson and Jared Goff pitching in plenty behind him. Ashton Jeanty and C.J. Stroud both fought hard for the Stroud Boys, but the cavalry never arrived — Deshaun Watson sat glued to the bench with 18.22 points that never counted, though starting him couldn't have changed the result anyway. This one came down to just 14.16 points, the closest matchup of the entire week, and Skatt's My-Njigba stormed in as 20.53-point underdogs to cover the spread in style. jazzyJB40's crew climbs to 7th at 3-4, while austinclark52's bunch stays mired in the cellar at 2-5, still 10th of 10.