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Purdy Disastrous lived up to the good half of its name this week, riding Brock Purdy's 39.28 and Tyler Shough's 31.80 to the league's highest score and a blowout that stamped this as the most lopsided matchup on the slate. Jahmyrican Frontier got a monster 41.40 from Jahmyr Gibbs and a steady 24.90 from Matthew Stafford, plus 21.90 from rookie Jeremiyah Love, but it just wasn't enough to keep pace. Adding insult to injury, hunt19 had Jacoby Brissett's 29.60 glued to the bench — a nice problem to have when your started guys are already this hot. PanchoPoot's squad was actually favored by 3.34 heading in, but Purdy Disastrous covered in emphatic fashion, winning 217.88 to 173.52 and rocketing from 5th to 1st in the standings while Jahmyrican Frontier slides to 7th at 1-2.

Stroud Boys rolled behind George Kittle's 26.20 and Derrick Henry's 21.90, controlling the game just enough to cover the modest 0.93-point spread against Maye Come First. Trevor Lawrence tossed in 25.78 and Harold Fannin chipped 24.10 for Maye Come First, but it wasn't nearly enough as their 105.04 wound up dead last in the league this week. Adding insult to injury, blazinbaker left Michael Wilson's 25.90 rotting on the bench — a boat missed by a wide margin. Meanwhile, Deshaun Watson quietly posted 24.26 for Stroud Boys without even suiting up, proof they've got scoring depth to spare. The final margin, 126.90 to 105.04, drops Maye Come First to 1-2 and 9th place, while Stroud Boys climb to 2-1 and 6th.

I Chase Brown Kids squeaked out the closest margin of the week, riding Sam Darnold's 35.66 and Lamar Jackson's 24.44 to hold off a scrappy Brock hard 4 white Bowers squad. Kotaman36's crew got big nights from Kirk Cousins with 28.22, Bo Nix with 28.14, and Brock Bowers himself with 27.60, but it wasn't quite enough as the final was 157.00 to 150.56. Despite being pegged as 23.95-point underdogs, Brock hard 4 white Bowers comfortably covered the spread even in defeat. jdez1's win nudges them to 2-1 and 5th, while Kotaman36 drops to 0-3 and stays parked in the basement at 10th.

Hapslap flipped the script this week, riding Bijan Robinson's monster 35.30 and Joe Burrow's 28.58 through the air (with Tee Higgins hauling in 21.00) to a statement 150.66 to 132.20 win over Let Him Cook. NolanGrush's squad got a nice jolt from Ja'Marr Chase's 24.80 and Patrick Mahomes' 19.94, but it wasn't enough to keep pace, and Wan'Dale Robinson's 18.70 sat glued to the bench doing absolutely nothing for the cause. Hapslap was an underdog by 9.28 points heading in and covered that spread with room to spare, climbing from 9th to 8th at 1-2. Meanwhile Let Him Cook tumbles from 1st to 4th at 2-1, proof that cooking doesn't always mean winning.

Skatt's My-Njigba rolled in as 10.78-point favorites, and Jaxon Smith-Njigba tried to make it look easy with a monster 35.36, backed by steady work from Jared Goff and Jordan Love. But The Hariet Tubjobs had other plans, with Geno Smith slinging his way to 32.04 and Garrett Wilson hauling in 26.70 to flip the script. The upset covers the spread in style, dropping Skatt's My-Njigba to 3rd at 2-1 while The Hariet Tubjobs climb to 2nd at the same record. Oh, and BroncoBrady left Aaron Rodgers and his 28.68 rotting on the bench — a bold move that worked out just fine without him.