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Jahmyrican Frontier stomped through Week 2 behind Davante Adams's 39.50 and Matthew Stafford's 34.98, a combo lethal enough to make covering the 14.38-point spread look easy. PanchoPoot even had Dalton Schultz's 26.00 rotting on the bench, which tells you how loaded this lineup was. On the other side, SCLSU Mud Dogs got a respectable 22.50 from Dalton Kincaid, but it wasn't nearly enough, and Kotaman36 could take some comfort knowing that neither Kirk Cousins's 26.22 nor rookie Denzel Boston's 20.50 sitting on the bench would've flipped the result. The 77.72-point margin made this the most lopsided matchup of the week, with the Mud Dogs posting the league's lowest score and dropping to 0-2 at the bottom of the standings, while Jahmyrican Frontier climbs to 1-1 and jumps to 6th.

Purdy Disastrous lived up to their name in the best way, riding Brock Purdy's 32.48, Tyler Shough's 24.38, and Christian McCaffrey's 22.60 to a commanding 149.36 to 105.68 win. Maye Come First got a strong 27.70 from DeVonta Smith and 14.40 from Chuba Hubbard, but it wasn't enough to keep pace. Jonah Coleman quietly dropped 14.80 on the bench for blazinbaker, though starting him couldn't have flipped this one anyway. Favored by 1.44 heading in, Purdy Disastrous covered comfortably, climbing to 5th while Maye Come First slides to 7th at 1-1.

Skatt's My-Njigba rode the Jaxon Smith-Njigba show to the league's best score this week, with his 42.50 pacing an offense that also got 37.78 from Jared Goff. That was more than enough to bury I Chase Brown Kids, whose Jonathan Taylor put up a strong 29.20 but couldn't keep pace as the deficit piled up. The 54.76-point margin blew well past the modest 3.36-point spread, an easy cover for jazzyJB40's squad, who jump to 2nd at 2-0. Meanwhile Bryce Young sat on the bench dropping 30.08 that never touched the scoreboard — a nice problem to have when you're already winning big. jdez1's crew falls to 1-1 and tumbles from 1st to 4th after the rout.

Hapslap rolled in as 10.83-point favorites and left with nothing but a CeeDee Lamb masterclass, a solid Patriots defensive showing, and Joe Burrow doing his part — none of it enough. The Hariet Tubjobs, managed by BroncoBrady, leaned on Dak Prescott's 37.76 and Kenneth Walker's 23.80 to blow past the spread and steal a statement upset. Geno Smith quietly dropped 17.58 from the bench, proof BroncoBrady had more firepower than he even needed to use. The final was 160.00 to 139.26, a 20.74-point margin that still somehow made this the closest matchup of the week across the league. The Hariet Tubjobs jump to 1-1 and climb to 3rd, while Hapslap sinks to 0-2 and 9th, their upset-favorite status now just a cautionary tale.

Let Him Cook did exactly what the name suggests, torching Stroud Boys behind a monster Josh Allen line of 46.82, with Amon-Ra St. Brown chipping in 35.20 and Patrick Mahomes adding 34.98 for good measure. Stroud Boys never had an answer, as Jaylen Waddle's 21.80 and George Kittle's 18.00 couldn't keep pace, and Deshaun Watson's 23.72 sat useless on the bench — though with a gap this wide, starting him couldn't have changed a thing. The final margin of 65.86 wasn't just a win, it was a statement, with Let Him Cook covering a 12.38-point spread with room to spare. NolanGrush's crew rockets to 1st at 2-0, while austinclark52's Stroud Boys tumble to 8th at 1-1 after a rough drop from 5th.